I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
did you just send me my own nude
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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