Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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