We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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