obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
did you just send me my own nude
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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