(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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