is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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