she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you will always have a special place in my vag
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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