What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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