she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
false alarm. still invincible.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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