Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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