We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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