Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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