I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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