I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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