Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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