Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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