maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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