Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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