If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I fill condoms, not promises.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
