For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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