he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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