Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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