I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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