so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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