just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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