Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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