id be glad to
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
