I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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