doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Use "feeling words"
Yay
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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