Where is the hickey?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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