Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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