He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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