Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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