Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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