have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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