are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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