super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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