I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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