We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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