There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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