return my video game
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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