He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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