is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
