Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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