3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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