That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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