3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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