Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
im having a threesome with these popsicles
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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