white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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