Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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