I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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