just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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